Sturgeon’s failed state

Every now and then, although my blogging frequency has decreased, I see something that is worth reprinting in full. Here is former Labour politician Tom Harris’ piece (@MrTCHarris) in the Telegraph, as highlighted by Tom Gallagher, a writer and historian who is essential to read on Twitter (@cultfree54) if you would like enlightened and cerebral understanding of the damage wrought to Scotland by Sturgeon, her gang, and her predecessors. Most of whom seem to hate each other now.

This is a very twisted group indeed. It’s often said that they view everything in life/politics/society as a vehicle to Scottish independence, which is odd in itself. I think that’s too simple, as well as too kind. Their real motivation is a twisted sort of authoritarianism controlled by a tiny gang, whose real motivations are furtive, sexualised and obsessively secretive (to the point of injunctions and above). They know this, the media know this – and have let them off with it. The public might be beginning to twig, even Sturgeon’s zoomers, whom she holds in contempt, while banking on their votes. Take it away Tom:

The political parties in Scotland should be grateful for the voters’ short memories.

It was Scottish Labour who shouted the loudest and longest about the transformative impact Home Rule would have on the nation. Local services like education, health, transport and the environment would be unrecognisable after a few years of local, rather than Westminster, decision-making, they said.

Yet, as its critics always predicted, the reality of devolution has proved disappointing. And despite being latecomers to devo-enthusiasm, it’s the SNP, who have since replaced Labour as Scotland’s dominant political force, who find themselves in the firing line for the many and varied failures of devolved policy.

Perhaps it’s because the unlikely promises made on devolution’s behalf were made so long ago. Perhaps it’s because those promises were made by a different party. 

Whatever the reason, Scottish voters remain supportive of both the institution of the Scottish Parliament, despite its failure to deliver the transformative change that was promised, and the SNP itself, despite their having been the policy-makers in Scotland for the last 15 years.

Given the SNP’s record in government, it can only be a matter of time before political gravity kicks in and voters choose to start holding the nationalists to account for what they’re actually delivering (or not delivering), rather than allowing themselves to be distracted by the constitutional debate at which the SNP are so expert.

Today, in many ways, Scotland is becoming a failed state. Economic performance is woefulDrug and alcohol problems have surged, there is a failure to engage seriously with the challenges the country is facing, and the drive for independence has fractured society in an endless culture war.

In 2020-21, the Scottish Government had a punishing deficit of more than 22 per cent, compared to around 15 per cent for the UK as a whole.

The average Scottish worker’s earnings stood at £675 per week, according to House of Commons research published last December, compared to the English figure of £705.

In 2019-20, the last year before Covid changes had an impact on grades, the proportion of school pupils passing three or more higher level exams was 43 per cent, lower than any year from 2015 onwards.

Scotland lagged behind the rest of the UK in nine of 13 productivity indicators tracked by the Confederation of British Industry and KPMG in an index produced last December, which found high levels of workplace sickness absence, slower average broadband speeds than the rest of the country, and a decline in business investment as a share of GDP.

And in 2020, there were 1,339 drug-related deaths – the highest level since records began – followed by another 1,295 the following year.

Law of unintended consequences

The charge sheet of failure is a long one, as you would expect from a party that has been in government since 2007. Economically, growth in Scotland has generally lagged behind that in the rest of the UK over the last 14 years, and the blame or credit for failures and successes in the job market are frequently disputed by UK and Holyrood ministers.

But when it comes to those areas that are indisputably devolved, there can be little doubt that Scottish ministers have an awful lot more to explain than to celebrate. That much-heralded transformation of Scotland may well materialise one day, but we’re as far from it today as we were when Donald Dewar was hitting the campaign trail in favour of a Yes vote in the 1997 devolution referendum.

Neil Smith (left, Chairman of Scotland Forward), Alex Salmond (SNP leader), Donald Dewar (Scottish Secretary) and Menzies Campbell in Edinburgh today (Tuesday) for the launch of the YES campaign devolution countdown
Donald Dewar, centre right, with cross-party support for the 1997 devolution campaign CREDIT: Edinburgh Evening News/PA

One of the proudest claims of the SNP government lies in the area of higher education: Scottish students still receive free university tuition while English, as well as foreign, students have to pay full fees. In fact this is a policy the SNP inherited from the previous Labour-Lib Dem Scottish Executive.

But the law of unintended consequences has played its part in making this policy extremely troublesome for ministers – and even more so for Scottish students. 

The obligation on universities to provide free tuition for Scottish undergraduates has meant that such “funded” places have become severely rationed, while fee-paying students from abroad (and their cash) are welcomed with open arms. 

In practice this has curtailed the opportunities of school leavers from poorer, working class backgrounds, who now find it more difficult to find a university place than students from a similar socio-economic background in any other part of the UK.

In Scotland’s schools, the challenges are even greater. Nicola Sturgeon, the first minister, voluntarily offered a seemingly courageous challenge in August 2015, in advance of the following year’s elections to the Scottish Parliament. 

So determined was she to close the drastic attainment gap between schools in poorer and wealthier areas, she announced: “Let me be clear – I want to be judged on this. If you are not, as First Minister, prepared to put your neck on the line on the education of our young people, then what are you prepared to? It really matters.”

She was right: it does really matter. Individuals’ life chances are often decided at school by exam results and the quality of the education they receive. 

But the inspiring rhetoric didn’t keep pace with results. After seven years of under-achievement, the Scottish Government quietly announced that the targets they had set for the narrowing of the attainment gap were being scrapped.

The SNP introduced the Curriculum for Excellence in Scottish schools in 2010, but nearly a decade later, the Times Educational Supplement reported that according to the Programme for International Student Assessment (Pisa), a “decade of upheaval” had succeeded only in getting students back to where they started in reading. 

No longer can Scots claim to have the best education in the world, the Curriculum for Excellence having substituted metrics on student “wellbeing” for academic excellence.

Social policy virtue signalling

In other social policy areas, SNP ministers seem to be strangely vulnerable to the influence of external pressure groups – perhaps a consequence of SNP MSPs having no real political conviction other than their commitment to independence. No one ever joined the SNP to campaign for higher school standards. 

And so, seemingly from nowhere, there emerged the policy of the “named person”, not notably a policy that had previously been advanced by the independence movement and which immediately raised the hackles of parents groups fearing state encroachment on their own responsibilities to raise their children.

This policy would mean the Scottish Government identifying a responsible person for every child in Scotland under the age of 18, who would be responsible for that child’s wellbeing and safety. The policy was eventually struck down by the Supreme Court, which decided that some of the powers in the proposed legislation fell outside the powers of the Scottish Parliament and contravened the right to privacy and to family life.

Still, SNP ministers’ appetite for social policy virtue signalling was not sated. An essential element of the nationalist offer to voters is the concept of Scottish exceptionalism, the belief that Scots are innately more generous, more charitable than their English neighbours; in short, that they are better. 

An example of this was the Baby Box, a £9 million initiative to supply new parents with some bare essentials following the birth of their child. 

The laudable aim of the scheme (aside from publicity) was to provide a safe makeshift sleeping basket for newborn babies and so reduce the risk of cot death. But within a year of the scheme’s launch, the cot death charity, the Lullaby Trust, stated that there was no evidence that the scheme improved infant mortality.

Further, reusable nappies included in the box at the insistence of the Scottish Government proved to be the least popular and least effective item, with 90 per cent of new parents choosing not to use them. Still, SNP ministers insisted on renewing the scheme for another eight years, even before a £170,000 study into the Baby Box’s effectiveness – commissioned by the Scottish Government itself – had reported its findings.

But the most contentious of the SNP’s attempts at social engineering has been Sturgeon’s personal insistence that trans people should be allowed to self-identify as their gender of choice, eliminating the need for medical professionals’ assessment and the requirement to live in their preferred gender for two years before obtaining a Gender Recognition Certificate (GDR). 

Women’s rights groups have expressed fears that such a move erodes biological women’s sex-based rights, a claim airily dismissed by the first minister and her lieutenants. With an overall majority at Holyrood, thanks to the SNP’s agreement with the Scottish Greens, the reform is guaranteed to be implemented, even though there is a chance that Scottish GDRs will not be recognised elsewhere in the UK.

Yet still the electorate doesn’t feel disposed to punish the SNP for their failings.

The most egregious example of this willingness to forgive is Dundee, the university town with Europe’s highest level of drug deaths. In December 2020, public health minister Joe Fitzpatrick resigned his post after the death toll was revealed to have risen to another record high. 

Fitzpatrick, who represents the city in Holyrood, then secured a majority that increased by 4,000 votes at the next Scottish Parliament election.

Union Street in Dundee
Dundee suffers from Europe’s highest level of drug deaths CREDIT: Jane Barlow/ PA

Economic omnishambles

SNP industrial policy has, if anything, been even less successful than social policy. 

It started out with a high-profile announcement that the Scottish Government would nationalise Ferguson’s dock yard in Port Glasgow rather than see it go bust. Two much-needed ferries would be built at the new people-owned company in order to serve the island communities of the west of Scotland.

But years after they were due to have been completed, neither of the ships has been delivered. Meanwhile the proposed cost of the vessels has risen more than 100 per cent, from an initial £97 million to more than £250 million. Now an almighty row has broken out in the Scottish Government as ministers squabble about who actually gave the go-ahead to the contract in the first place.

This has shades of the SNP’s first intrepid steps into the area of nationalisation, when they took ownership of Prestwick Airport in 2013, during the Scottish independence referendum campaign. After buying the failing airport for £1, ministers then paid the airport directors bonuses of £200,000, and have used £43 million of taxpayers’ money to keep the airport as a going concern.

A third botched nationalisation happened just a few weeks ago, when the Scotrail railway franchise was brought under public ownership – a development long demanded by the left, who believed that a simple change of ownership would be enough to improve services. Such expectations were dealt a severe blow a month later when an emergency timetable was imposed on all services and thousands of commuters found their homeward journeys peremptorily cancelled.

The SNP’s hostility to all things British is well documented, and with the prospect of a UK-wide census in 2021, Nicola Sturgeon’s party saw its opportunity to distance Scotland from a national exercise. Citing the Covid pandemic as an excuse, SNP ministers decided that the Scottish census would take place a year later than scheduled, decoupling it from the UK survey for the first time in history.

The result was the lowest ever return rate, even after a number of extensions to the original deadline. Just 88 per cent of Scots bothered to fill in their forms and return them – six per cent lower than the Scottish Government’s own target and nine per cent lower than the result achieved in England and Wales. Even the First Minister warned that the data collected could prove “worthless” if the response rate was too low. And – statistical experts agree – 88 per cent is indeed too low.

Westminster woes

As with any large political party, especially those which experience an unexpected and vast increase in their public representation over a relatively short period of time, scandals have beset the SNP – something which its leaders were unused to during their many years in the political wilderness.

First there was the public spectacle of Sturgeon being pitted against her predecessor as First Minister, Alex Salmond, when the latter was charged with a series of serious sex offences. 

After a trial in early 2020 Salmond was acquitted on all charges, but his resentment at the lack of support he received from his former protégé clearly burned within him, and a full-blown parliamentary inquiry at Holyrood sought to get to the truth of various allegations made against each of the politicians by the other. The committee of MSPs appointed to lead the inquiry even concluded that Sturgeon herself was guilty of misleading the Scottish parliament.

Just a few weeks before Salmond’s appearance in court, Derek Mackay, Sturgeon’s finance minister, and for a long time her heir apparent should she choose to stand aside as SNP leader, was forced to resign his post after it was revealed he had sent a series of inappropriate texts to a 16-year-old boy.

But the party’s most recent travails have emanated from the 48-strong group of SNP MPs at Westminster, led by Ian Blackford. The Ross, Skye and Lochaber MP was exposed for his double standards following a meeting of his MPs where he expressed solidarity and support for Patrick Grady, the former group whip, who had been found guilty of sexual harassment of a party staffer.

SNP Westminster leader Ian Blackford
Ian Blackford, left, expressed support for Patrick Grady after he had been found guilty of sexual harassment CREDIT: UK Parliament/Jessica Taylor/ PA

Blackford had previously tweeted that he and the SNP had a “zero tolerance” approach to such behaviour, but when Grady was recommended by House authorities to be suspended for two days, Blackford urged all his colleagues to support him, only repenting of this action after an audio recording of the meeting was leaked to the media. 

Even then, the party seemed more concerned with tracking down and prosecuting the leaker than with offering support to Grady’s victim.

Even Sturgeon described this behaviour as “unacceptable”, though in her next sentence she endorsed Blackford’s continued leadership of the group at Westminster.

‘Now is not the time’

Little of this causes the average SNP member to lose much sleep. They are less interested in the mechanics of governing and in individual politicians’ behaviour than in the party’s great mission: Scottish independence. 

The job of SNP leader is to campaign for that end. Sturgeon and her predecessor have been unusual in the history of nationalist leaders because they have also had the added responsibilities of governing. 

It was always the hope of more sensible figures in the movement that if the party proved capable of running a devolved administration smoothly and competently, they would attract the trust of former sceptics to take Scotland out of the Union altogether.

As the last few years have shown, an unambiguous display of incompetence in government has not dissuaded a significant number of Scots from supporting the SNP at every level of election. And yet the party has still, frustratingly, never persuaded a settled and large majority of Scots to support independence.

It remains the hope of activists, however, that the feat accomplished by Salmond during the last referendum – increasing support for independence from 30 per cent at the start of the campaign to 45 per cent by the end of it – could be replicated in the heat and excitement of a second referendum campaign, taking support for a separate Scotland from its current level of about 45 per cent to 50 per cent and beyond.

Which brings us to the First Minister’s statement to Holyrood last week.

Since 2016, she has claimed that Brexit has transformed the independence debate and provided the necessary “material change of circumstance” which she insists would justify a rerun referendum.

The decision of the UK electorate to leave the European Union, even as a majority of Scots voted Remain, gave Sturgeon the excuse she wanted to fire up her activist base and start demanding another referendum. 

But if Brexit “changed everything”, it was hard to explain why the polls seemed to suggest that Scots themselves had not changed their minds, that a majority had decided they would rather live in a UK outside the EU than in a Scotland that was back inside the trading bloc.

Nevertheless, claiming a mandate from the 2016 Scottish Parliament elections, at which her party fell short of an overall majority, the first minister started agitating for another Section 30 Order that would allow her government to start organising the second “once in a generation” referendum in three years.

But Theresa May, who had replaced David Cameron in Number 10, said no. This was an extraordinary development; the nationalists were by now used to UK governments doing whatever they demanded, whether it was independence referendums or more devolved powers. The eras of Gordon Brown and Cameron had truly spoiled the nationalists. But now they came up against an implacable brick wall.

When Boris Johnson replaced May in 2019, the answer was the same: “Now is not the time.”

Uncertainty and division

This was a dilemma for Sturgeon. Faced with a series of domestic policy failures and scandals, she needed the distraction of another referendum. More importantly, she needed to make progress on this one iconic policy. Otherwise, what was the point of the SNP being in office at all? At the 2021 Holyrood elections, her party again fell short of an overall majority, leading to an agreement with the independence-supporting Scottish Greens.

Last week, the first minister capitulated to her own members. Despite having insisted for years that she would not endorse a “wildcat” or illegal referendum, she announced that she had set aside October 19, 2023, as the polling day for the next vote. 

And, mindful of the limits of the Scottish Parliament to set policy in a matter reserved to Westminster, she announced that her plan would be referred to the Supreme Court.

If the court decided that the proposal for a referendum was ultra vires and beyond the legal scope of Holyrood, she would revert to Plan B: making the next UK general election a “de facto” referendum, which the SNP would use as a mandate to begin independence negotiations with the UK Government.

This is all miles away from the statesmanlike, moderate language Sturgeon has tended to employ in recent years. She desperately wanted an official referendum endorsed by the UK because that would be the only route to international recognition of Scottish independence, including a future pathway to EU membership. 

But such considerations are unimportant to too many of the First Minister’s activists, who would happily settle for a unilateral declaration of independence if that were the only way of breaking free from the UK.

In fact for many of them, that would be their preferred option.

But it’s now difficult to see a way ahead for Sturgeon. Although it is impossible to second guess the Supreme Court, judges are widely expected to veto her plans – especially since recent precedent has established that the Scottish Parliament cannot pass legislation that obliges, or even puts pressure on, the UK Government to act in a certain way. 

But even if, somehow, the court approves a form of watered down plebiscite, the vast majority of pro-UK Scots will boycott it, rendering the result meaningless and relieving Westminster of any obligation even to acknowledge it has taken place.

And as for Plan B, does any party have the right to redefine what a general election is for? Who is to say why individual voters place an X in this or that box? This is a “strategy” that is barely worthy of the description.

Sturgeon’s chief complaint is that the UK Government is taking her at her word and refusing to endorse another referendum within the timescale normally accepted as a “generation”. But instead of acknowledging her powerlessness to do anything about the constitutional framework that restricts her actions, she has instead chosen to do what leaders should never do: she has decided to tell her supporters what they want to hear, rather than what they need to hear.

The consequences for Scotland are another year to eighteen months of uncertainty and division. The consequences for the First Minister’s party, in the longer term at least, could be truly devastating.

It would actually be easy to compose a long and savage rant about Sturgeon, Salmond, Harvie and the rest of this dysfunctional, amoral mob, but it’s perhaps more effective to coolly examine the facts, as Tom Harris has done.

Whatever the failings and dishonesty of Boris, Corbyn and all the rest that have figured prominently in the stramash that is UK politics over the last 8 years (since the amusing failure of the legitimate independence referendum), nothing comes close to the devastation wrought in every area of Scottish life by these incompetent and malign crooks.

The truth hurts.

From Lord Kelvin to Devi Sridhar

Penicillin, the postage stamp, the TV, the steam engine (therefore the industrial revolution)…

…we’re going to need a bigger list…

…economics, geology, the telephone, the exploration of Africa, the tyre, most of the bicycle, logarithms, the theory of electromagnetic radiation, the laws of thermodynamics, the development of Far East trade and Hong Kong, the undersea telegraph cable, anaesthesia, large swathes of philosophy, numerous war heroes…. are you getting the picture yet?

Correct. Scotland, a small population in a largeish country, much of it barely inhabitable, certainly punched well above its weight. There’s a lot more than the ‘rapidly assembled from my head’ list that you have above. Many refer to it, rightly, as Scottish exceptionalism.

So what the hell happened?

The current Scottish establishment, almost entirely bereft of that kind of talent, like to drone on about such exceptionalism, but if you go to Scotland and examine the evidence in 2022, it’s not there. It is long gone.

It’s been replaced by a needy, vicious, hate filled and bigoted Nationalist political class, whose stupidity can be summed up by their obsession with pushing Gaelic – a language which virtually none of them speak – to the point where a dim SNP staffer used Google Translate to celebrate ‘Thermal Injuries Night’ on the 25th January just past.

The worst thing about this, is that the voters put them there. A lot of luck with constituencies, a lot of rigging the media and the public sector, a desperate coalition with the sleazy and moronic Greens, but still voted in, just.

Where is that spirit of Scottish exceptionalism?

Well, The Knife has a theory. It was itself an exception. A prolonged one. Go along to the Science Museum in London, and marvel at the genius of James Watt, who essentially invented the Industrial Revolution. You may see this little sign by one of his mighty steam engines…

“I am heart sick of this accursed country”, a place where he couldn’t move forward and have his work recognised. So he left, and never looked back. Just as Watt was leaving, Scotland was beginning to blossom, notably in literature and the Scottish Enlightenment. After that came the deluge.

Adam Smith, James Hutton, David Hume, Lord Kelvin, James Maxwell, Walter Scott, John Logie Baird, James Chalmers, Alexander Graham Bell, David Stirling, James Simpson, Alexander Fleming, William Jardine, David Livingstone, Mungo Park, and many many more.

What happened, and when? The supply of these talented people, acclaimed across the globe, appears to have dried up, unless you want to include various overrated actors and a slew of very bad writers.

It’s not too hard to say when this Golden Age began, there were glimmerings in the mid 18th century (well after the enduring 1707 Act of Union, hated by Nationalist idiots), by the early 19th century it was in full swing, right through till the end of the Second World War at least. When it ended is more contentious, as is identifying the guilty parties.

Consider this, the famous but essentially useless Scot, Gordon Brown cynically developed a client state of voters in Scotland who would be dependent on government largesse for everything, and in his mind, would therefore always vote Labour. A cruel trick, which required to keep people in near poverty for it to work. He couldn’t see Salmond in his rear view mirror, basically playing the same card, but with tartan trimmings and a few middle class aspirations. Brown became Chancellor in 1997, so our closing date is before that.

A small tale might help to clarify things. When the oil industry in the early 70’s was looking to ramp up the North Sea drilling, it needed a land base, which inevitably was going to bring huge prosperity with it. The best North Sea port, with terrific access and moorings is Dundee, at the mouth of the Tay estuary. A blessed spot, in fact. BP were in town looking at the prospects for laying pipelines from the rigs to the shore using giant drums from which the pipes were unrolled. A demonstration of the technology was taking place and there was considerable excitement. At which point a dock shop steward turned up and asked a subcontractor which union his men were with. The answer was that they were mostly not in any union. The immediate reaction was ‘everyone out’, the dock closed down for two days, BP took one look and headed north to the distinctly inferior Aberdeen facilities, and that city came to enjoy huge wealth and investment. It’s a true story, and one that should be properly explored and retold. Why would the city shoot itself in the foot, leading to years of relative neglect and poverty? Where was the spirit of James Watt? It was a Labour council and government at the time, busily creating their passive client state, and the mindset which Brown later came to exploit. The same mindset now gleefully manipulated by the irredeemably statist SNP.

This was the era of the Clydeside shipyard disputes. As this handy piece points out “By the late 19th century the Clyde shipyards were building the most sophisticated and technologically innovative iron and steel ships in the world.” – part of that Golden Age. But by the late 1950’s, union militancy, overt communism and foreign competition had made the same shipyards too much trouble to be worth it for employers. All this is bound up in the politics of the age, in particular the visceral and counterproductive hatred of Tories in parts of Scotland (see also 2022). Whatever you think of the politics, or the nobility of the ‘work in’ to keep the yards open, the fact is that the Golden Age was passing. The attitudes had changed.

As noted above, the bullish Gordon Brown, having displaced the nominally Scottish Blair, was completely blindsided by the aggression of the Nationalists and had his client state stolen from under his nose by Salmond, and kept there by Sturgeon, for whom the Covid pandemic was a perfect opportunity to more deeply embed that sense of dependency on the government (not the UK one), and combine it with a weird sense of entitlement. Billy Connolly saw it for what it was: “Braveheart is pure Australian shite. William Wallace was a spy, a thief, a blackmailer – a c**t basically. And people are swallowing it. It’s part of a new Scottish racism, which I loathe – this thing that everything horrible is English. It’s conducted by the great unread and the conceited w***ers at the SNP, those dreary little pr**ks in Parliament who rely on bigotry for support”. He wasn’t wrong.

A dead end for Scottish exceptionalism. So, returning to the thesis of this short post, we have a period of about 200 years – the mid 18th to the mid 20th centuries, which everyone recognises as having shown Scotland – whilst part of the UK – as an extraordinarily productive and vibrant society. That died off in real terms 50 or more years ago, yet we’re still being urged to believe that these giants walk amongst us, and will lead an independent nation to freedom. The mind boggles.

These days Scotland often imports her intellectuals and ‘leaders’, so we get a crazy and lazy Canadian as the Greens’ head, absurdly with a voice in government, and an arrogant and profoundly politicised American, Devi Sridhar, as the ‘scientific’ mouthpiece for Sturgeon and Covid, promoting a completely unworkable and failed policy of Zero Covid. Yes, that actually happened.

Lord Kelvin (William Thomson, born in Northern Ireland, but a Scot in reality) was professor of Natural Philosopy at Glasgow University for 53 years, and in his second law of thermodynamics he stated that the entropy of isolated systems left to spontaneous evolution cannot decrease, with entropy being the key word “a state of disorder, randomness, or uncertainty”. This applies as much to society as it does to physics, I would suggest, and that is where Scotland is now, in a state of increasing, rudderless, entropy. There is no better recent example of this reckless and unserious chaos creation, than Sturgeon’s pandering to the tiny Green groups who keep her in power, by undermining what’s left of the North Sea oil and gas industry – a complete volte face from the pre-referendum plan, and an act of staggering gold medal stupidity considering Putin’s very predictable weaponising of fossil fuels. James Watt’s ‘accursed country’ is being born again.

This is a somewhat negative piece, but the evidence is all around us. Scottish exceptionalism died a long time ago. Don’t kid yourself otherwise. The voters are content with that for now, perhaps, but the game is up.

The #SNP: decline and fall (20)~Maximus Decimus edition: buy Salmond, sell Sturgeon

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….really pleased for you Alex, honest….

Everyone remembers it:

“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next”

or:

My name is Maximus Deckimus, commander of the zoomer armies of the north, general of the Nat legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, myself, father to a murdered indyref, husband to a humiliated wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

You can see it now, though Russell Crowe was in better shape….

Actually, The Ecktopus was wisely concise, dignified and, for him, gracious after today’s verdict. His reputation as a decent human being has been wrecked, if you laboured under that delusion, in fact his personal failings were a cornerstone of the defence case. The single “not proven verdict on a charge of sexual assault with intent to rape” out of 13 charges from allegations made by 9  women will no doubt rankle with him too. Most seriously, the many women with whom he’d had “encounters” that are not really denied, now fall between the two awful prospects of being named and savaged by Eck’s gauleiters, and also being discarded as rapidly as possible by their former friends in the Sturgeon camp. Deeply unpleasant. But here is The Ecktopus in his triumph:

However, the peace won’t last.

Scottish journalists already know many of the details regarding Sturgeon’s mob trying to destroy their erstwhile hero, and I’m sure that there’ll be a lot of gobsmacking stuff to emerge. Coronavirus has virtually destroyed any prospect of independence for a long time, and it would be nice if the SNP could just destroy themselves, to tidy things up. It may happen. Sturgeon herself released a very brief statement, evidently written through gritted teeth, as it were (“The court has reached a verdict and that must be respected”).

Stephen Daisley hinted at what is to come here. One of Eck’s longstanding foes, who nevertheless admits to a grudging respect is Gerald Warner, a very fine writer. Here are his initial thoughts, in full:

When it was first announced that Alex Salmond, former SNP leader and First Minister of Scotland, was to stand trial on 13 charges of sexual misconduct, the Scottish media and political village looked forward to witnessing an exceptional courtroom drama: Scotland’s equivalent of the Dreyfus case. In the event, due to even more dramatic developments in the world of epidemiology, it was something of a damp squib in terms of public interest. It was as if the Dreyfus trial had taken place at the height of the Black Death.
That does not mean there were no fireworks in the courtroom – it could hardly have been otherwise, with the formidable Gordon Jackson, Dean of the Faculty of Advocates, leading Salmond’s defence team.
Unfortunately, due to health preoccupations, public attention was at best patchy. Beyond that, even intelligent observers found themselves perplexed by the reporting of some of the evidence.
The scrappy reporting by Scottish mediafolk made it difficult to form any clear impression of the case – understandably, in view of the other preoccupations assailing reporters. Salmond remained impassive throughout the proceedings and betrayed no triumphalism after the verdict, closing his remarks to the media today with expressions of concern for people during the epidemic.
He was cleared on 12 charges. On a 13th charge the verdict was “not proven”, a unique feature of the Scottish system.
After the verdict, Salmond delivered himself of one ominous observation: “As many of you will know, there was certain evidence I would like to have seen led in this trial but for a variety of reasons we weren’t able to do so. At some point that information, that fact and that evidence will see the light of day…” Or, in plain language, “Watch this space, Nicola.” When normal political activity is resumed a Salmond counter-offensive is to be expected, one that will make the internal activities of the SNP resemble the Battle of Kursk.
At least on his native heath, Salmond is no ordinary politician. He is a veteran operator with skills far superior to anyone else on the Scottish political scene. Unless he gets religion sometime between now and the resumption of normal public life, the clever money is on him seeking revenge against all those he perceives as his enemies.
If he does so, it will be with reinforced credibility after his vindication by the courts. In that context, there is more legal ammunition in his locker than the acquittal on charges of criminal offences. It should be recalled that Salmond had already won a civil case, in January 2019, when Lord Pentland ruled in the Court of Session that the Scottish government’s complaints process against him in relation to sexual harassment allegations had been “unlawful in respect that that they were procedurally unfair” and had been “tainted with apparent bias”. The Scottish government admitted it had breached its own guidelines by appointing an investigating officer who had “prior involvement” in the case.
Salmond was awarded costs of £512,250. That embarrassed surrender by the Scottish government is the worst possible foundation on which to mount a defence against the Salmond counterattack that will surely come. Already the Salmondistas are making warlike noises. Kenny McAskill, MP and former Scottish justice minister, tweeted after Salmond’s acquittal: “Some resignations now required.”
Joanna Cherry, MP, whom some have touted as a possible successor to Nicola Sturgeon, said: “Some of the evidence that has come to light both in the judicial review and at this trial raise very serious questions over the process that was employed within the Scottish government to investigate the alleged complaints against Mr Salmond, and I am sorry to say some of the evidence also raises serious question marks over how these complaints were handled by the SNP.”
To Scottish separatists Alex Salmond is a messianic figure. He led them from a taxi-load of Westminster MPs to a near-clean sweep of Scottish Westminster seats, an independence referendum and 13 years of government at Holyrood. He came closer than any other individual to securing an independent Scotland: in that respect, though he would not relish the comparison, he is separatist Scotland’s Nigel Farage. Now he has come back from the reputational brink after facing allegations that many SNP supporters, instinctive conspiracy theorists, will see as a politically motivated attempt to destroy him.
This will split the SNP as never before. The clear target of the rage that Salmond’s supporters feel will be Nicola Sturgeon, in tandem with the Scottish government apparatus. While the fog of an epidemic cloaks the political battlefield this may not be immediately obvious; but, in the long term, it looks as if we are witnessing the beginning of the end for Nicola Sturgeon and her administration. In market terminology: buy Salmond, sell Sturgeon.
As they say in America, pass the popcorn.

 

The #SNP: decline and fall (19)~ Independent from reality

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…not the best Photoshopping, but you get the message

One of the occasional regrets of online media – which is now pretty much my only media apart from a Spectator subscription (which I can sadly go for weeks without opening up the magazine) – is great writers hidden behind a paywall. The number one example of this in my world is the Clintons’ British nemesis, the cerebral and highly readable Ambrose Evans-Pritchard in the Telegraph.  Not only does AE-P make academic economics seem understandable, he spots the future trends with an unerring eye.

So when he turns his gaze to Nicola Sturgeon’s fevered antics, it’s going to be worth reading. Accordingly I have been behind the paywall and lifted yesterday’s brilliant analysis in its entirety, for which I apologise to the Telegraph in advance. It is essential reading, particularly given the free pass that Ms Sturgeon mysteriously gets from almost all of the London media (@afneil excepted). Though when you’ve lost your Glasgow Herald fan club, the writing is on the wall.

So here is the great man, from 18th December, on the hard facts. Terrific:

Boris Johnson’s hard Brexit makes Scottish independence all but impossible, whatever the emotions

The heart pulls one way in Scotland, but the economic facts pull even harder the other way

The harder Brexit becomes, the less economically plausible it is for Scotland to break away and rejoin the European Union. The costs rise to prohibitive levels. Such is the Brexit paradox for Scottish independence. 

Nicola Sturgeon missed a trick earlier this year. She should have told her Westminster troops to abstain on Theresa May’s deal and let it limp over the line, since it created unique circumstances for secession on tolerable terms, or at least as tolerable as could be hoped for post-Brexit.

This is not obvious to those who see the Scottish drama chiefly in terms of emotion and identity politics. The relevant point is that Mrs May’s Brexit package removed the risk of a hard economic border on the Tweed for an independent Scotland: specifically, in the words of a leaked EU briefing note, it “required” a customs union as the basis of the future UK-EU relationship.   

It would have let Scotland leave the UK on terms that preserved intimate trade linkage and supply chains with its hegemonic market – England. There would have been no need for rules-of-origin documents and extra customs clearance at the Scottish land border.

If it is such a calamity for Britain to leave the EU customs union – as the Scottish National Party tells us – then it must logically be a greater calamity for Scotland to leave the UK union since the same problems exist and are greatly magnified. “The links between Scotland and the UK are much deeper, so the pain for Scotland would be commensurately larger,” says Sir Andrew Large, ex-deputy governor of the Bank of England.

Over 60pc of Scottish exports go to the rest of this Kingdom. Just 18pc go to the EU. The imbalance is overwhelming and Scotland is not geographically close to Europe’s industrial core, stretching from the Ruhr valley to Lombardy. It would face the logistical distance of Italy’s Mezzogiorno. 

I leave it to others with fingers on the northern pulse to judge whether the Scottish people really would wish to go through the trauma of withdrawal having observed how difficult it is to break up a 44-year union, let alone a 400-year merger of the kingdoms, especially if Boris Johnson ensures that powers devolved from the EU over fisheries, farming, the environment, etc, go generously to Edinburgh and are not whittled down by ‘Section 12 regulations’ in Westminster as Theresa May seemed bent on doing. 

It is surely a unionist imperative at this juncture to endow Scotland with greater self-government as a nation within the UK than it would enjoy as a nominally-sovereign member of the EU, without a legal opt-out from the euro, at the mercy of the Fiscal Compact and the deflationary anti-Keynesian ideology of monetary union.

From a strict economic point of view nothing has improved for the independence cause since 2014, and much is now worse. Gone are hopes of an oil and gas rentier endowment. Brent crude no longer trades in a range around $110 a barrel as it did from 2011 to 2014, creating the illusion of a permanent plateau and permanent subsidy.

Agile frackers in the US shale belt have upset the balance of power in the global oil industry with short-cycle operations that kick in whenever prices rise above $60, leading to a supply surge that nips each rally in the bud. The OPEC-Russia alliance keeps having to extend output cuts to stop prices falling. 

Yes, US shale growth might level off in the early 2020s but by then electric cars will be cheap enough to match the combustion engine, eating away at the proverbial ‘marginal barrel’, with the prospect of fossil car bans in the major cities of Europe accelerating the switch. In short, North Sea oil is in terminal political and commercial run-off.     

I have no doubt that the resourceful Scots could make their way alone once they get over the first decade of economic trauma, welfare cuts, and systemic austerity – certainly faster than Ireland’s half century in the wilderness, thanks to De Valera’s autarkic obscurantism. But from a fiscal standpoint Scotland is currently a dependency state, in stark contrast to Catalonia, Flanders, or Alto Adige. It is not a net contributor to the central budget: it is a recipient of net transfers on a grand scale. 

The Institute for Fiscal Studies says the implicit budget deficit was 7.9pc of GDP last year. Somehow the SNP is going to cut this to under 3pc over a decade, to placate EU inspectors and bond market vigilantes, and do this in the midst of a first order macroeconomic shock, with an ageing crisis for good measure. “It is a recipe for an almost never ending dose of austerity,” says Professor Ronald MacDonald from Glasgow University. 

Such was the retrenchment imposed by EU-IMF Troika on Greece, which failed even on its own crude terms, causing the debt ratio to rise by shrinking the underlying economic base. The cuts cannot be squared with the SNP’s promise of a nordic social policy paradise. “Global investors should not worry about Scoxit any time soon,” is the acid verdict of Mike Gallagher from Continuum Economics.

The 2014 confusion over the interim Scottish currency remains. Would it shadow sterling without the Bank of England acting as a lender-of-last resort in a liquidity crisis, and without adequate reserves to defend the peg in the way that Hong Kong’s well-armed currency board defends its shadow peg?

Would a future Scottish coin be fixed to the euro (ERM-2), and therefore be painfully misaligned with UK and US trade flows. The incoherence is spelled out in “Choose Your Poison: the SNP’s Currency Headache” by These Islands, the forum of Scottish pro-union economists.

What of the SNP’s assertion that an independent Scotland would begin “debt free” (by some off-books conjuring trick) and with a “solidarity payment” from London as a dowry? One might reasonably suppose the exact opposite: that Scotland would inherit its share of the accumulated UK debt, and that this would spiral upwards to 100pc of GDP in short order due to the structural deficit. Were it to repudiate these shared liabilities by asserting the doctrine of “odious debt”, as if it were a conquered Baltic state escaping the Soviet Union, its woes would compound.

Were Scotland to go further and declare unilateral independence – like Catalonia, where regional leaders have been locked away in an Iberian Gulag –  it would start life in diplomatic as well as economic ostracism, a turbo-charged variant of the worst ‘no deal’. Spain would without question block EU accession in such circumstances. Scotland’s position would be catastrophic.

This is now the post-Catalan, post-Brexit reality. Nicola Sturgeon may have to settle for less than she lets on – whatever the pro-forma demands for Indyref2 – instead exploiting the SNP’s electoral triumph this month as leverage to secure full ‘Quebec’ status within the UK. 

A Borisian Brexit is not the clincher for Scottish independence so widely assumed in the world media. One might equally argue that it renders the dream all but impossible. Money matters in the cold light of day.

 

All of which is far too intelligently argued and truthful for the SNP to cope with. But that’s their problem.

And there’s a lot more. Apart from the reliable brilliance of Effie Deans (history, sovereignty and all that) and Kevin Hague(economics, real life) on the blogging front, there’s an emerging guerrilla movement in the press, and here is Jennie Hjul in the Courier…

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…polite, factual, brutal…

The SNP: decline and fall (18)~ toxic Eck edition

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…where to begin….

There is a long series of SNP decline and fall pieces on this blog. Rational observers foresaw their demise a few years ago now.

One such observer is the great Gerald Warner, one of the wittiest and acerbic commentators on the body politic, and, if you bump into him,  a generous, convivial drinking companion for visitors to Glasgow’s West End.

I reproduce his latest piece in full, as it’s behind a paywall. It strikes me as being entirely accurate and true, and also wickedly funny, even in the unlikely event that one retains a vestigial admiration for the SNP Follies: see references to the hapless Kenny MacAskill, and ‘Salmond Agonistes’.

The end is nigh!

The law of probability always dictated, in defiance of apparent likelihood, that somewhere on the planet there must be someone leading a government as chaotic, incompetent and beleaguered as Theresa May’s. The challenge was to identify such a politician. Now, however, the quest is over: come on down, Nicola Sturgeon, First Minister of Scotland and precarious leader of an imploding and fissiparous SNP administration and party in meltdown.

When two women civil servants made complaints of sexual misconduct against Alex Salmond, former Scottish First Minister, last year, the allegations provoked a buzz of interest in the Holyrood village and in the media; but nobody could have foreseen the seismic consequences of this development. Salmond was out of office (though the allegations related to the time when he was First Minister), so it was widely assumed his status as a private citizen would reduce the impact of the controversy.

Fat chance. Nothing involving Salmond is ever low profile. One does not have to support his disastrous separatist agenda or warm to his rebarbative personality to recognize that Salmond has for two decades been one of the very few big beasts in Scottish politics. Admittedly, as the minimal impact he made in his career at Westminster demonstrated, Salmond’s eminence at Holyrood was that of the one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind. In the pygmy environment of post-devolution Scottish politics Salmond dominated Holyrood like Gulliver in Lilliput.

He has always been a highly dangerous politician. He had his lapses, some of them ludicrous, such as his “penny for Scotland” tax hike proposal and his denunciation of the “unpardonable folly” of Nato intervention in Kosovo. Yet he always bounced back, seemingly undamaged. Any wise opponent knows that getting into conflict with Salmond means encountering a ruthless scorched-earth policy.

That is how Salmond reacted when the Scottish civil service made him the first subject of its newly minted complaints procedure on sexual harassment. Incredibly – to anyone unfamiliar with the crass incompetence of all levels of governance in Scotland – the woman appointed to investigate the complaints had had prior contact with the two female civil servants who made the allegations, having given them “welfare” counselling in November 2017. The complaints were formally lodged in January 2018. A separate police inquiry is still ongoing.

Salmond took legal action, crowdfunded by his supporters, and sought a judicial review in the Court of Session. The Scottish government initially stated that it would “defend its position vigorously”. That stance crumbled into humiliating surrender last Tuesday as the lawyers for Sturgeon’s government conceded that prior contact had occurred – denounced by Salmond’s legal team as “encouragement” to the complainants.

The court ruled that the Scottish government’s actions had been “unlawful in respect that they were procedurally unfair and that they were tainted with apparent bias”. Salmond then called for the head of the Scottish civil service, Permanent Secretary Leslie Evans, who introduced the new code of investigation which the court found her own staff had breached, to consider her position.

He has also now lodged a complaint with the UK Information Commissioner’s Office over apparent leaks about his case to the media. So far, therefore, Salmond has put the Scottish civil service on the back foot, humiliated Sturgeon’s government in Scotland’s highest court and opened a second front on the data protection issue. Yet all that is the least of it.

His principal victim is Nicola Sturgeon, whose credibility lies in tatters following startling revelations about her behind-the-scenes involvement. Until April last year, in accordance with official procedure, Sturgeon was apparently kept in ignorance of the allegations against Salmond. On 2 April, however, she met Salmond at her Glasgow home, with her chief of staff Liz Lloyd (now also in Salmond’s cross-hairs) in attendance. On that occasion Salmond told Sturgeon about the complaints against him.

Generous-minded people might give Nicola Sturgeon the benefit of the doubt over that first meeting, when she might possibly have been ambushed. But her two subsequent meetings with him in Aberdeen and Glasgow, as well as two telephone conversations, one as late as July, drove a coach and horses through all governmental propriety. The kindest term for this backroom conduct would be a catastrophic error of judgement. But people who make such errors are unfit to govern, so that Sturgeon’s political career is now hanging by a thread.

At this week’s First Minister’s Questions she was harried mercilessly by opponents and clearly no longer in command of her brief. She insisted her meetings with Salmond had not been connected with government matters, but were “party” business. For the Conservatives Jackson Carlaw said: “Her position appears to be a meeting between the First Minister of the government and the former first minister of the government, about a government investigation, involving two government employees was not government business. Really, how?”

The knives are out for Sturgeon on all sides. Alex Neil, a former SNP health secretary, has called for a public inquiry into the government’s “unlawful” handling of the complaints against Salmond. Sturgeon is also under enormous pressure to refer herself to ethics watchdogs under the accusation of having broken the ministerial code.

Kenny MacAskill, the former SNP justice minister who first articulated the doctrine that it is no part of the responsibility of the police to protect the public and who famously released the Lockerbie bomber (Oh, the past triumphs of SNP statecraft!), claimed that a puritanical clique (sic) around Sturgeon was “driving out” people perceived as a threat to her reputation. Er – thanks for injecting that Da Vinci Code flavour into the proceedings, Kenny.

Nicola Sturgeon did make one significant point during FMQs, but it is likely she herself did not recognize its sinister implications. She said there was an inconsistency in her being accused by Mr Salmond of a conspiracy against him while being accused by others of a conspiracy in his favour.

That is perfectly true, but it brings no comfort to Sturgeon. The SNP has sundered into two factions: Sturgeonites and Salmondistas. The underlying reason is the frenzied frustration of the SNP’s ultra-nationalist wing at Sturgeon’s failure to deliver a second independence referendum. The IndyRef2 brigade makes the wildest Home Counties Remainer headbangers look sane and sensible. The ideological magma has been boiling up below the surface and the perceived victimization of Salmond is the perfect proxy cause for a political eruption.

This independence faultline always posed the gravest threat to the SNP, but until now has been managed fairly adroitly by party managers. But the SNP is already a minority government, it has been in power for 12 years and the electoral pendulum is likely to put it out of office at the next election. So, the fundamentalists are in a mood to go for it, persuading themselves that Brexit is an opportunity when, in reality, it is a guarantee against the Scottish electorate taking a further leap in the dark.

The SNP was approaching the end: it has run Scottish Health and Education into the ground. But with Salmond Agonistes pulling down the pillars, the edifice is in imminent threat of collapse. The infighting in the SNP now resembles a saloon brawl in a John Wayne film: hardly anybody knows why they are fighting; the joy is in the conflict.

 

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Where did it all go wrong?

The SNP: decline and fall (17)

I haven’t bothered to write on this since January. Not because there hasn’t been stuff, but it’s getting tedious just documenting new episodes in the already massive catalogue of Nat failure. There’s no shortage really, Eck still hoovering up the roubles on Russia Today, despite recent events, Humza’s general hopelessness, the mysteriously poorly photographed Zoomer march on Glasgow with outrageously exaggerated attendance (which the SNP decided not to attend, wonder why?), the pathetic writhing about how Scots love the EU (they don’t). The list goes on. In fact the SNP obsession with banning things that most voters like is producing negative feedback, amusingly.

Instead I draw the attention of anyone who is interested to a nuanced piece by former SNP insider, Alex Bell, who in recent times has painstakingly deconstructed the whole SNP edifice of winging it and make believe.

Here he is on Miss Sturgeon’s situation:

She has led the devolved administration into a showdown with Westminster. Holyrood says No to the post-Brexit divvy up of powers, Downing Street says Yes. All that matters now is what the Supreme Court says, and what Westminster concludes when the deal is put to the Commons.

We can be pretty sure the court will rule this is a matter for the sovereign government – Westminster – and so force the deal on Holyrood. It is impossible at this stage to say what Westminster will do, given so much is still unknown, and what is known is so confused.

Yet the SNP’s grip is slipping. Not least because Sturgeon is staking her reputation in a fight over devolution, which isn’t even her party’s policy.

The Tory government wants Westminster to hold power over matters such as agriculture and food standards because British nationalists think they’ll need to cut deals in these areas in order to strike new trade partnerships across the world when out of the EU.

Sturgeon and Holyrood, except for the Tory MSPs, want powers returning from the EU to go straight to Edinburgh.  So we are not getting a constitutional crisis over independence and not because Scotland rejected Brexit.

Instead it’s a crisis over devolution. This is, then, not her fight. If she wins, all she has done is secure the devolution settlement. If she loses, she looks too weak to fight her big cause, independence.

All of which sounds terribly dull and fairly inconsequential, but it’s really a reflection on how the Nats’ general policy is to pick fights, lose them, and pick some more. There is no vision being built. Poor Andrew Wilson, a nice, normal person, was tasked a long time ago with producing a coherent long term economic strategy for independence, to replace Eck’s failed oil bunkum. It’s yet to appear.

Alex goes on:

Yet the last thing the indy cause needs is another referendum any time soon. Asking the same question and expecting a different answer is the pop definition of stupid. In the years since the last vote, not a single bone has been added to the skeletal case of 2014. Yet Sturgeon is in the odd position of having weaponised her own supporters.

Doh.

It’s a great piece, and has a painful, if truthful punchline for the current First Minister….She’s in a bad place, and it won’t end well.

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M&S need some new models

The SNP: decline and fall (15 and a half)

I  think this should wait till the Nats’  less than enticing conference in Glasgow is finished, next week. There’s a bit to talk about, not least their ahistorical and opportunistic alliance with the reckless and mad Puigdemont (and the more reasonable Catalan separatists).

They’re still on the way down though. Read Stephen Daisley in the meantime, here.

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…we were happy once

The SNP: decline and fall (14)

This is brief, because not much needs to be said, so complete is the SNP’s descent from the commanding heights (or whatever) of arrogant Holyrood hegemony, to the current state of bickering, embarrassed, low energy, intellectually barren bewilderment.  It didn’t take long.

So….

45. Alex Salmond kindly provides further proof that he is an unfunny, unrefined bully

Otherwise known as his Fringe show. If Eck  seriously thought that his opening ‘joke’ was actually funny, he has a problem. Given his longstanding propensity to marvel at his own wit,  one doubts he has much insight.  His doubling down insult was actually even worse, via an unnamed spokesman, suggesting that Scottish Labour  – lead by lesbian Kezia Dugdale  – were just miffed as they didn’t get a mention. Classy as always. His successor, Ms Sturgeon, struggled to support him, which may well be the start of a trend (see 47, below).

46. Scottish Nationalist Party leader belatedly regrets the word ‘nationalist’.

Possibly feeling shifty after the confected media/VIP overreaction to Trump’s press conference, Ms Sturgeon, also at the Edinburgh shindig, was put on the spot by Turkish writer Elif Shafak. Nicola claimed, wholly unconvincingly, given the last few years: “If I could turn the clock back . . . to the establishment of my party, and choose its name all over again, I wouldn’t choose the name it’s got just now.”

Really? Tell the zoomers that. Amusingly, whatever you think of them, neither Trump nor Farage ran on ‘Nationalist’ tickets. Unlike Le Pen and Hitler. Perhaps Nicola has finally seen the light.

47. Unemployment is a terrible thing.

It can open the door to bad behaviour and causing trouble, to fill all that empty time. Sacked (by the voters) former MP and ex newspaper columnist Alex Salmond is spending his days hanging round Edinburgh street corners, telling tall stories and claiming it was better when he was in charge. It’s already started (1, 2). One almost feels sorry for Nicola Sturgeon.

Alex Salmond Makes His Last Keynote Speech At The SNP Conference
..worse. Siamese. twins. ever…

The SNP: decline and fall (13)

The wind has rather gone out of the sails of the whole SNP schtick. Those heady days of 2014 (up to 18th September that year) seem like last century.

So it seems a bit harsh to continue to point out their failings. However, I’m up for it.

39. The upper chamber beckons…

Here’s a Twitter snapshot series:

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Yup, the Daily Record has mysteriously floated the idea of unemployed Eck hitting the House of Lords – where The Knife has personally sipped at the finest subsidised booze in the kingdom – followed quickly by the Scotsman doing the same thing. Funny that. It’s almost as if Eck is regretting his rash promise about rocks and the sun (his usual), to which the True Believers of the SNP still cling. Don’t hold your breath. Eck’s perceptively brilliant finger-on-the-pulse style of leadership is sorely missed.

40. Indyref is not very popular

Not just amongst us plebeian voters, some of the sharper knives in the SNP box have begun to have doubts. Isn’t that verboten, under party rules? Not sure if the message is getting through though. That kind of authoritarian bullying has real world consequences.

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…this is actually all true…

41. Experienced hacks are taking the mick

Admittedly @JournoStephen and @davidtorrance have never been SNP flavour of the month, they’re not sycophantic enough, but this piece by the former is a gem of Holyrood observation:

Why, she demanded to know, genuine frustration in her voice, wasn’t Labour praising her achievements? Cruelly, Kezia Dugdale’s group broke into sarcastic applause and cheering. The SNP leader was baffled by it all. You would be too if you got your news from The National and had rules against internal party dissent that make the Chinese Communist politburo look like a model of open debate.

….and Twitter remains invaluable:

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…watch the development from the last tweet. Gerald Warner is always precise:

So, a few little local difficulties, then, for the poor man’s Angela Merkel. At least she still has the consolation of being the highest paid politician in Britain, which suggests that, among the political class, remuneration is in inverse proportion to ability.

42. They’re still not good at running things

See what I mean?

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…and when they do mess up, the UK bails them out.

43. There’s a problem with Labour…

Gordon Brown ruined his own party partly by taking the Scots for granted, and amusingly if  predictably, the Nats are copying him. Corbyn is now going for them. Corbyn of all people – Mr Free Stuff versus the party of Free Stuff. And if you read wise owl @euanmccolm, they don’t know what to do about it.

44. The Fringe beckons…

Salmond promises to talk about his relationship with Trump at this year’s Fringe. Heavily redacted, no doubt

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As I often point out, none of this is about a problem with Scotland as such. It’s all about a problem with the SNP  – who for the most part are bullying, limited, rabble rousing, unimaginative power freaks. They almost never make a legitimate case for independence based on sovereignty, with all the risks honestly explained.

They never will.

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…molten rock, in case Eck’s not seen it before…

The brains of Scotland

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…I’m nothing to do with those people, honest..

In case anyone is interested, here is the list of  Remainers in Scotland who, and I quote: …call for a national debate on Brexit. We ask our fellow citizens, and our politicians, to think again. It is time to call a halt to Brexit.

They wrote to the Glasgow Herald, which is behind a paywall, on 18th July. The Herald excitedly dubbed them a “Who’s Who of Scotland’s intellectual elite”, and made it their front page.

Well, judge for yourself. I am personally unpersuaded.

(Spoiler alert: it is a very boring list, but there’s more stuff at the end if you scroll down)

Professor David Bell, Stirling Management School, University of Stirling; Andrew Bolger, former Scotland Correspondent, Financial Times; Professor Christina Boswell, School of Social and Political Science, University of Edinburgh; Professor Sir Harry Burns, Professor of Global Public Health, University of Strathclyde; The Rt Hon Lord Campbell of Pittenweem CH CBE PC QC; Dr Chad Damro, University of Edinburgh; Professor Emeritus Sir Tom Devine, University of Edinburgh; Christine De Luca, poet; Dr Richard Dixon, Director, Friends of the Earth Scotland; Sir David Edward, Professor Emeritus Edinburgh University Law School and former ECJ Judge; John Edward, Former Head of European Parliament Office in Scotland/Former EU Policy Manager, Scotland Europa; Colin Imrie, European policy analyst; Maria Fletcher, Director of Scottish Universities Legal Network on Europe (SULNE); Lord Foulkes of Cumnock; Dr Peter Geoghegan, University of the West of Scotland; Gwilym Gibbons Creative Help Ltd; Dame Anne Glover, Vice Principal for External Affairs and Dean for Europe, University of Aberdeen; Vanessa Glynn, Chair, European Movement in Scotland; David Gow, Editor, Sceptical Scot, Editor, Social Europe; Dr Eve Hepburn, Chief Executive, Fearless Femme CIC; David Hood, Director, Edinburgh Institute for Collaborative & Competitive Advantage; Dr Kirsty Hughes, Director, Scottish Centre on European Relations; Helen Hunter Education Officer (retired); Helen Kay M.A., M.Sc.; Stefan G Kay OBE; Patricia Kelly, retired teacher; Lord Kerr of Kinlochard GCMG; Mark Lazarowicz, former Labour MP 2001 – 2015, Edinburgh North; Graham Leicester, International Futures Forum (in a personal capacity); Baroness Liddell of Coatdyke, former Secretary of State Scotland and former High Commissioner to Australia; Dr John MacDonald, Director of the Scottish Global Forum and editor of CABLE magazine; Gordon Macintyre-Kemp, Author and chief executive, Business for Scotland; Dame Mariot Leslie; David Martin, MEP; Monica Martins, Managing Director, WomenBeing Project; Marilyne MacLaren, retired politician and educationalist; Rt Hon Henry McLeish, former First Minister; Maggie Mellon, former executive board, Women for Independence and social work consultant; Professor Steve Murdoch, University of St Andrews; Isobel Murray, Professor Emeritus Modern Scottish Literature, Aberdeen University; Dr Kath Murray, Criminal Justice Researcher; Andrew Ormston, Director of Drew Wylie Projects; Alex Orr, Managing Director, Orbit Communications (in a personal capacity); Robert Palmer robertpalmerconsultants@gmail.com; Ray Perman, author and journalist; Willis Pickard, former editor TES Scotland and Rector, Aberdeen University; Dr Janet Powney, consultant in education and evaluation research; Lesley Riddoch, journalist and broadcaster; Ian Ritchie, software entrepreneur; Baron Robertson of Port Ellen, KT, former Secretary of State for Defence, former Secretary General, Nato; Bill Rodger, Treasurer, European Movement in Scotland; Anthony Salamone, Research Fellow and Strategic Adviser, Scottish Centre on European Relations; Prof. Andrew Scott, University of Edinburgh; Anne Scott, Secretary, Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom, Scottish Branch; Peter K. Sellar Advocate, Axiom Advocates Faculty of Advocates, Edinburgh; Prof. Jo Shaw, University of Edinburgh; Dr Kirsteen Shields, Lecturer in Public Law, University of Dundee; Martin Sime, Chief Executive, SCVO; Alyn Smith, MEP; Grahame Smith, General Secretary STUC; Professor Michael E. Smith, Professor of International Relations, University of Aberdeen; Prof Chris Smout, Historiographer Royal of Scotland and Emeritus Professor, University of St Andrews; Struan Stevenson, former MEP and European Movement in Scotland Vice-President; Bob Tait, philosopher and former Chair, Langstane Housing Association, Aberdeen; Lord Wallace of Tankerness, Liberal Democrat peer and former Deputy First Minister; Sir Graham Watson, former President of the Alliance of Liberals and Democrats for Europe Party (ALDE Party), former MEP; Dr Geoffrey Whittam, Reader, Glasgow Caledonian University; Fay Young, Director of a digital media company,
c/o 3 Fettes Row, Edinburgh.

That last one is especially poignant.

The must read piece on this self serving malarkey (as all these ridiculous multiple signature proclamations are) is from a genuine Great Scot, David Robertson, a Wee Free minister. He correctly points out that the authors’ views may not be entirely unconnected to their incomes, in some cases. Rigorously objective they are not. Read his whole piece, but here’s a telling excerpt:

Which brings me on to the state of the Scottish intelligentsia.  This is the land of David Hume and the Scottish Enlightenment.   The land which produced missionaries like David Livingstone, politicians of the calibre of John Smith and medical innovators like Sir James Young Simpson. We are the land which created writers like Burns,  Stevenson, Scott, Conan-Doyle and George MacDonald.  We are the land of the radical Christianity of Knox, Chalmers and Mary Slessor.   This is the land where a railway worker’s son like James Mackay can rise to become the highest legal official in the land.   This is a land that even today produces composers like James MacMillan.    Scotland has thrived because of  its intellectuals.  So how have we descended to the state where several of our leading intellectuals manage to produce a letter of such vacuity and banality, that if a student in college had produced it, they should have been failed?!

As he goes on to state:

This is what Scotlands metro-elites regard as intelligent debate nowadays – they talk to each other, tell themselves how important their conversation must be and so they continue in their wee circular world

Brilliant stuff.