Al Qaeda: funnier than Jimmy Carr

Following previous posts here and here, basically expounding the view that most “comedians” are not actually funny, along comes a top terrorist mastermind, who is:

Fuad Mohamed Khalaf, senior commander of the al-Shabab militia movement, countered the $33million in bounties the Obama administration announced this week for information about seven top members of the Somalia group.

“Whoever brings the [mujahideen] information about the whereabouts of infidel Obama and the lady of Bill Clinton, the woman named Hillary Clinton, I will give a reward. ‘Anyone who helps the mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 camels for the information leading to Obama and 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary,’ he said, according to ABC News. Khalaf went on to say: ‘There is nothing new in the fact that infidels pay to have Muslim leaders killed. ‘They already did that by offering camels for the head of Prophet Mohammed, and $5million is equivalent to 200 camels today.”

I personally have my doubts, Hillary sounds overvalued.  Difficult to know what price to put on Dave, at least a goat I would imagine. As for Nick Clegg, I’d be happy to hand him over along with at least 6 chickens, just to get rid of him.

Did you hear the one about the Vaseline salesman?
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