New lottery winner!

Interviewed today, on his 60th birthday after winning the Mega Millions lottery, crazed Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Mohmmed Ali Al-Megrahi said “I always imagine these things happening to someone else, I’m not usually a lucky guy. I’ve only survived an international manhunt, a diagnosis of rapidly terminal cancer, a violent revolution, loss of all my medication, weeks ‘in a coma’ in intensive care and of course, the showers in a Scottish prison. That one was the worst. I got a nice birthday card from Alex Salmond too. He said ‘hurry up and die, you’re embarrassing us all.”

Hi Alex!

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