The uses of Bullingdon Club membership

A faint sneer formed across Osborne’s cherubic features, as he carefully swished his riding crop a few times through the air, further wafting the delicate smell of expensive cologne across the room.

“Be a good lad Brown, and clean Dave and Boris’ shoes as well…and one last thing, you’re as likely to be running the IMF as that oaf Prescott is to go to Kate’n Wills’ bash…”

With that he rapped Brown’s back lightly with the crop, ruffled the ageing monster’s greying hair, and marched off to join his Bullers chums…


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