Coalition saves the day!!

At last, someone has found a use for the Business Secretary, Vince “Hi girls!” Cable.

Haven’t got all the details yet, but I imagine it will involve either dropping Vince on to the most unstable fuel rods from a helicopter, or possibly just getting him close enough to bore the radioactive material into submission. It may not be part of  classical nuclear physics, but in a crisis you have to think laterally. Worth a try.

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