A Minor commotion

I'm the new Labour leader, me

Five weeks ago, after a spectacularly poor performance on Radio 4, The Knife noticed the strong resemblance between Ed Miliband and Viz magazine’s sadly lacking Terry F***witt.

Not that Miliband Major has been impressive, but Minor was appalling.

Happily he now has his promotion, and despite guarded warnings by John Redwood and Iain Martin, the future seems fairly bright for Dave, who is effortlessly demonstrating his toff credentials by ignoring the pygmies. Thereby, no doubt, confirming the all important class divides that continue to…um..torment our country.

As the son of an out-and-out America-hating Marxist (Ralph, originally Adolphe), we await with interest his “move to the centre”.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s