Recent performances relate to his rants about Poland, homophobia etc, rather unfortunately interrupted by the Smolensk plane crash, which saw Denis get in touch with his compassionate side.
However, The Knife wishes to highlight that Denis’ Twitter feed is probably his finest effort, a seething repository of bug-eyed claims and accusations, the basic theme of which is that all Tory thoughts words and deeds are intrinsically evil, and that Gordon is not. Just to put it into context, compared to Denis, John Prescott on Twitter comes across like Abraham Lincoln.
He obviously had a stressful experience in Halifax, such that he had to have three goes at getting it out:
- “Met ugly shave head man today canvassing for great Halifax MP Linda Riordan. Local BNPer with soc sec fraud convictions Lovely people 5:49 AM Apr 3rd via mobile web
- Just seen ugly brute face baldy while door knocking 4 Linda Riordan in Halifax. He’s local BNPer with benefit fraud conviction. 2:40 AM Apr 3rd via mobile web
- Just seen ugly brute face b 2:40 AM Apr 3rd via mobile web“
Classic stuff, but I do worry about Denis.